chikittyxo:

submariet:

The kakapo is one of the rarest parrots in the world:

It’s flightless
It’s the world’s heaviest parrot
It’s possibly the oldest living bird and
It has a subsonic mating boom that can travel several kilometres

it doesn’t even walk

it GALUMPHS

there is literally no other word for what this precious moss potato is doing

precious moss potato

edgarsbitch:

alecstasy:

alecstasy:

my dog just had surgery to get a nipple removed and when she came home after the surgery she immediately walked to the window and she has been staring out of the window for like half an hour now thinking about her new life with one less nipple

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when will my nipple come back from the war

mechinaries:

i imagine both steve and bucky like to come up with different ways to poke fun at sam every time they pass him during jogging

because they are shitheads

(the first one is a print you can get here)

  • someone: we finish each other's s-
  • me: TEVE ROGERS

bucky + the shield

urbancatfitters:

“what do u want to be when u grow up”

rich

sadhacker:

"you are too young to have an opinion" more like "im upset that children know more than me because i am a bigot"

Best of Emerson Cod: Season 1

axelvalentine:

Whenever I try to impress someone:

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